I could tell you stories like the government tells lies

I live and breathe every day knowing the sun sets in the west, X/1999 will never be finished, GRRM lives in a small New Mexico castle surrounded by a moat of his fans' tears, and Catherynne M. Valente is utterly incapable of penning a bad story.

Truth.

(Also ohgod working on ten writing projects right now how do multi-task how)